niketalk
‘the ultimate online sneaker community’ a forum for sneakerheads to discuss all types of sneaker related material from air jordans, air forces, skateboarding dunks, bapes, adidas and much more. has many useful information regarding release dates, pictures and where to get the latest sneakers.
yeah man i love niketalk, someone just posted pics of the latest jordans.
where sneaker and non-sneaker heads alike beast over s-xy pictures of girls posted by different dudes. {post hot girls you know, post your pic, big breast appreciation, big booty appreciation).
also, where some of the funniest posts in internet history live.
“yo did you see that chick on niketalk? she baaad.. beast mode”
“nah dude quit trippin.”
(insert tiger woods pic)
an exclusive forum for sneakerheads, superior to iss (sole collector forums).
the first rule of niketalk is, you do not talk about niketalk
the second rule of niketalk is, you do not talk about niketalk.
a conversation almost about niketalk:
sneakerhead #1 “i read about those shoes on niketa-”
sneakerhead #2 “shhhhhh!”
sneakerhead #1 “oh my bad, i read about those shoes on iss”
sneakerhead #1 “wtf dude, just go back to iss”
a place where buncha sneaker heads talk about sneakers, girls and the most hyped up sh-t. they’re all herbs, well most…however, the biggest b-tches are dirty, cedmilz, pharrell, dreinc and many other d-cks. if you wanna see buncha e-thugs (b-tches whos on the computer talking mad sh-t) fiend over the ugliest girls, for example dj bana (who is a very sweet girl…but she’s hideous), and the clothes jay-z wears, then it is the place for you!~
hey! let’s go on niketalk and be gay!
where a bunch of 20+ year old f-gs go to talk about sneakers. if you are in high school, it is fine. if you are in college or above – you are a total c-ntbag for posting on a shoe forum.
my friends and i left the blue oyster cult bar to go home and post on niketalk.
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