the golagim is a real life nation that live inside the africa villages their leader is nikolag that grew the golag nation big enough so there can be a golag village.
wow i wish i was a golag like nikolag…
wow this nikolag is such a good golag
the mighty golags won the war!
#nikolag #golag #nation
a drunk -ss that can’t control themselves when they drink, a drunk b-tch only a drimbuss would punch a hole in the wall. i almost got laid, but i was a drimbuss and p-ssed out on top of her.
someone who is an ugly, big and round pale person who when lying down looks like an igloo. that girl is such an ugloo, eskimos wanting to live in her.
- pollen jockey
what you would call someone who is an over-achiever when it comes to being environmentally friendly. like a vegan who shoves it in your face is a perfect example of a pollen jockey. annoying hippies, vegans, or environmentalists are considered pollen jockeys. waiter: what would you like to order? annoying vegan: bread and water please. […]
verb: the any of telling your son or daughter they are gay. i was just gaysplaining to my son that he is a queer!
- bagel syndrome
when your slicing a bagel,but you cut your hand too. oh,cr-p!! i need st-tches. now i got bagel syndrome #bagels #cuts #st-tches