nilf


nerd i’d like to f-ck. nilfs are often extremely attractive human beings, often being known for having e.s.p., and also for just being better than everyone else.
yo playa, julia and cody sure are nilfs… shiiiittt just look at them!!!
acronym: natty i’d like to finish
wife: honey, are you coming to bed with me?
husband: h-ll no, football is on and i have a nilf.
nerd i’d like to f-ck
that guy dizer uses a computer 24 hours a day but he is so hot. he’s such a nilf.
nurse i’d like to f-ck
i saw this really hot nilf at the hospital

nursing students at fanshawe college
an acroynm for “news i’d like to f-ck.”

coined on the daily show (5/16/07), this term refers to how the 24 hour news networks have hired some super-s-xy anchors to do the reporting.

cnn has the wholesome girl-next-door nilfs

msnbs has the dirty-over-thirty nilfs

fox has the filthy nilfs who will “report anything.” they are the hustler of nilfs.
dude, it’s hard to watch cnn without rubbing one off. they only hire nilfs.
a nun i’d like to f-ck
d-mn sister, you one h-lla nilf! have mercy on my ****!
neighbor i’d like to f-ck
yo check out the gal from 456, shes such a nilf

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