Nils


a scandinavian name given to anyone who, for sure, will/is awesome. nils is based on a saint. saint nicholas. who most of you know as santa claus. he brings presents to us every year so this is why we honor someone with the name nils because he will be like santa.
mom: wow. we should really name him nils.

dad: why?

mom: he just looks so super awesome.
slang term for zero, or nothing. often used in sports.
“woohoo! we’re winning 20 to nil! sweet!” – person a
“what the frick is ‘nil’?” – person b
“woot!” – person a
scandenavian for blonde hair blue eyes and f-ckin yolked(ripped, buff, ect). very good at sports of all kinds. in one word – f-ckin amazing
dude… when did nils get so buff. i dont know but hes f-ckin awesome
name of a guy that you will fall in love with. typically really tall and cute.
miranda is totally in love with nils its adorable.
a scandinavian name that is given to boys. a nils is probably one of the most amazing people you will ever meet. in large groups a nils will not stand out, but he makes a brilliant best friend. a nils is nice, smart and will constantly make you laugh. when you need him, he will help you in any way he can.
-my best friend’s name is nils
-you’re so lucky! i wish i had a nils.
the act of being high for longer than fourteen and a half hours and eating piles of spaghetti while repeating the holy mary with no pants on and getting sucked from a girl named “head.”
oh my gosh! that nils is still high from eating that weed browning and he thinks he is in church.
a person who never fails to make people smile and happy.
she was a nil person.

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