NimCOD


a play on “nimrod”, describing an idiot (most likely a 4th-8th grader) who’s only topic of conversation is call of duty. they talk so much about frickin’ “360 no-scopes” that they might get b-n-rs if they frickin’ had d-cks. the nimcods talk all frickin day and make you want to take on of their own machine guns and shoot their mouths off before they c-m into each other.
6th grader #1: hey dude youu no i just f-ckin changed mah gamer tag

6th grader #2: omg gud thing 2. yur old one was soo l4me brosk1

6th grader #1: r0tflm4o no it was nt dude, yourzz is

6th grader #2: you no dis dude got a 360 no scope

6th grader #1: now way bro! i know only 13 oddur ppl who did ittt. daaammn.

you: shut the h-ll up and get a life instead of using your distorted brain cells to act cool and friggin murdering other people’s minds and ear drums!!!!!!!!!!!!! -what nimcods-

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