Nimple
a nimple is a cross between the words nipple and pimple – its a pimple on the face that looks like a t-tty. they bring in many insults.
“look at varun over there, he’s got a huge nimple on his face!”
“hey varun, can i have a sip of milk out of your nimple?”
“$%^&-%$##@$%^&-”
nipples that instead of sticking out, they indent. like dimples.
commonly found on:
1) babies and toddlers
2) adolescent boys
high school head cheerleader: “dude have you seen the junior high boys swim team?? they all have nimples!!!!”
head cheerleader’s b-tch: “awww how adorable!”
a pimple that shows up right on the point of your nose at the worst time possible, i.e. prom, your first date, etc.
“awh, this is just my luck… a nimple on picture day!”
a situation, often as a result of excessive breast augmentation, where the nipple “folds in” to the surrounding breast area, thereby creating an indentation, or dimple.
look at the nimples on that woman!
the slang term for a pimple, zit or blemish in or near the nose.
lisa: d-mn it! i am getting a nimple!
lisa: how do you get rid of those d-mn nimples.
hope: use proactiv.
when a girl/woman has no br–sts. she is so flat her nipples are concave, looking like dimples.
she doesnt have t-ts, she has nimples!
word used to describe a car’s “handling” not to be confused with “nimble”- nimple is word used to describe a car that is good for making out and or s-x.
ryan: i totally did the dirty in the suburban last night with kelly
jimbo: ah the suburban, a fine vehicle, nimple handling indeed.
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