nimrod nightcap
when you are in the town of nimrod, minnesota (population 69) and meet up with one of the local girls for some oral action. while slurping on your manhood, she is simultaneously sucking down some crown royal apple through a straw. the apple flavored whiskey prelude will mix terrifically with your creamy goodness.
last night i offered melinda a nimrod nightcap, she was thrilled to have her third of the evening.
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