Niner Douche
an atypical 49ers fan who tries to make himself/herself feel better by dissing other teams. they have extreme difficulty accepting reality, and often mistake past trophies for present-day success. they tend to fall back on general over-indulgence to compensate for their teams’ overall lack of awesomeness.
niner douches can typically be identified by their flashy, yet hideous red and gold apparel, over-grown facial hair (both male and female) and a c-ckiness that is mainly due to the fact that the 49ers are a sub-par team…at best.
look at that drunk b-st-rd in the frank gore jersey hitting on that ugly chick…he is a total niner douche.
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