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• nincompoopellectual

  (n.) — a person whose ideas and comments online are so inane and silly that he or she comes across as more of a nincomp–p than a real intellectual. “my uncle is smart and all that, he went to some ivy league college, but in fact, he’s a real nincomp–pellectual most of the time, with […]

• Ninja Mode

  when you’re on live messenger and you tell people you’re signing off then you change your status to “appear offline”…like so people think you have signed off but you’re actually lurking in the msn shadows, waiting to pounce when someone cooler signs in. rach: “here how can you be talkin it says ur offline” gill: […]

• noodlebib

  to weave strings of spaghetti in attempt to create a piece of clothing, decoration, or simply just a knot of spaghetti. favio sat at the kitchen table attempting to noodlebib a scarf, but he was just not good enough of a noodlebibber.

• Russian Staredown

  when two young russians girls with similar features (skinny, bleach blonde hair), sit opposite each other on a brooklyn subwayline and stare with scorn at one another. {katrina the balarina sits down} {yelena the blonde sits down} russian staredown ensues.

• rusty bayonet

  when a guy puts on a strap on so that he can bang her in the -ss with the d-ld- as he penetrates her v-g-n-, or vice-versa. same concept as an actual bayonet, you mount an extra weapon at the bottom of your “gun” for close combat action. “i was a little worried when she […]

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