rusty bayonet
when a guy puts on a strap on so that he can bang her in the -ss with the d-ld- as he penetrates her v-g-n-, or vice-versa. same concept as an actual bayonet, you mount an extra weapon at the bottom of your “gun” for close combat action.
“i was a little worried when she brought out a strap on, i’v never taken it in the b-tt, but she just wanted a rusty bayonet”
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