ning nong


1: a w-nker, d-ck, gimp etc
2: someone who says, or does something r-t-rded
3: a person who says ning nong
after accepting a bet (of $5) to smoke a pubic hair bong
“omg wtf that guy is such a f-cking ning nong”

5 more definitions
a ning-nong, frequently abbreviated to nong, is someone who has done something stupid or clumsy and has caused a nuisance to others. although it is can be an insult, it is often used affectionately, especially by australians.
“ah charlie, you’re such a ning-nong!” (in reply to a deliberately weak joke.)

why did you go and invite that ning-nong to our barbecue? he’s embarr-ssing all our guests!

“stop being such a ning-nong, will you? you’re upsetting your sister!
someone who has stuffed up
geesh your such a ning-nong bruce for sticking you head in the fire
s-xy beast.
louna is a ning nong.

stuart is a ning nong
f-cking -ss
your a ning nong hole
person of asian origin.
naweed khaliq.

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