Ninja bitch-slap
when a regular b-tch-slap just isn’t enough, a ninja b-tch-slap incorporates the ancient use of covert agents or mercenarys of feudal j-pan specializing in unorthodox arts of war. the functions of the ninja included espionage, sabotage, infiltration, -ss-ssination, as well as open combat in certain situations. the underhanded tactics of the ninja were contrasted with the samurai, who were careful not to tarnish their reputable image.
a properly executed ninja b-tch-slap will probably land you a top spot on the bad -ss list, right under chuck norris.
scott: i wouldn’t mess with trevor if i were you, man.
i heard he ninja b-tch-slapped one guy so hard he left the country- completely disappeared…
joey: that guy graduated dumb-ss,
he works at taco bell.
scott: oh, did he, joey?
..did he?
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