Ninja Coffee


ninja coffee is a mix of the strongest coffee in the world, tar, pep pills, and redbull. no one but ninjas can withstand it’s awesome power.

with the exception of jesus. but that might be because jesus is also a ninja.
ben: -takes a sip of ninja coffee- uhhhh….. -dies-

me: ha. wimp -chugs three pots-

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