Ninja Cow


an intense bovine version of a ninja, that n-body expects.
right when the bad guy is about to mug the farmer, and burn down the farm, the ninjacow strikes, and completely destroys the bad guy, before returning to it’s herd.
an -sshole and b-st-rd. many have tried to combine the two and create the “b-sshole”, but that is simply silly.
you are such a ninja cow, nova!

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