ninja cyclist


someone who operates a bicycle in dark or low light conditions with no lights or reflectors and usually wearing dark clothing. ninja cyclists typically ride against traffic and/or on sidewalks in violation of local laws.
(after slamming on brakes) “i didnt even see that ninja cyclist blow that stop sign. i could have hit him”

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