Ninja Deuce
when you take a particularly nasty sh-t in the bathroom of someone you hardly know, then tell no one, like a true ninja master.
holy sh-t dude, i am pretty sure that rachel’s friend whatsherface, ninja deuced us last night. thats the last time i have her friends over for mexican food, tw-t.
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