Ninja Monkeys
minions of evil usally working for little more than bananas
good samuri: i will defete you!!
bad samuri: we’ll see if you can get past my ninja monkeys!!!
a monkey ninja
did you see that ninja monkey “bam”
masturbating in a public place
dude i was ninja monkeying in the mall bathroom last week.
the best thing to ever happen to the jungle since tarzan left
and moved to australia . can only be seen at night feasting
on the flesh of the ninja gremlins that live under the ugdabugda smogady boo tree. they will decapitate with there face if they see you with there night vision nipples.
the queen sh-ts out the babys who then f-ck her so they
can live on.
gremlin1: have you seen the ninja monkey
gremlin2:yes
gremlin1: oh sh-t they stole my lungs
gremlin2:lol no really dont give them shizzle or they will
fight back.
a quick and dirty utility program written by software developers for software developers that can be used for ad hoc testing, viewing data, debugging, or other general purpose tools. it is usually p-ssed around from developer to developer as other people find it useful.
jim: it takes me 45 minutes to set up my machine for testing.
bill: i trained a ninja monkey to do that in two minutes, i’ll email it to you.
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