ninja nap
falling asleep without no one noticing.
eman: hey wheres don?
marty: there he is, hes asleep.
eman: oh man, hes quick. he ninja napped.
the act of napping unexpectedly when the feeling of being tired is not present. should be avoided when operating heavy machinery or driving a motor vehicle. preferably takes place on a couch or another piece of furniture; not to be confused with fainting
“i was just sitting there talking to my friend and all of a sudden was h-t by a ninja nap”; “sorry, just ninja napped”
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