ninja penis
1. the p-n-s that a woman never intended letting in but realizes after a drunken night that the p-n-s had made it in. as if the member had sneaked in with the stealth of a ninja.
2. an erection that happens at any moment that surprises a women.
1.she said there was no way they were ever hooking up. he just called form her bed. he’s got ninja p-n-s.
2. they were slow dancing and was poked by his ninja p-n-s.
1. the p-n-s that a woman never intended letting in but realizes after a drunken night that the p-n-s had made it in. as if the member had sneaked in with the stealth of a ninja.
1.she said there was no way they were ever hooking up. he just called form her bed. he’s got ninja p-n-s.
a p-n-s, made by a ninja it is normally a super long rod that you can hit your mates with. you can also stick it up peoples v-g-n- holes. it’s great.. i use them all the time
james: can i show you my ninja p-n-s?
jessica: only if you stick it into me 😉
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