Ninja Shart
the act of releasing a ninja fart, but you also sh-t your pants without making a sound. it is a disgusting and the most foul smell and completely silent. they usually smell like a bag full of diapers tossed into a tire fire. the ninja shart also shows no reaction by the flatulent b-st-rd. a silent but deadly shart! basically a nuclear bomb of crop dusting innocent bystanders, and sh-tting your pants while no one hears a thing.
jon- today is a good day.
tiffany- ahhh, yes it is,
(ninja shart occurs)
jon- hey, wait a sec… what is that god awful smell, i can almost taste it.. ohhh yep, i can definitely taste it.. (dry heaving)
tiffany- ohhh no, i just ninja sharted.
jon- ohhh god no, i didn’t even hear it.. ahh, i have to go puke!!
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