Ninja Spunk
to arrive at the point of no return without giving your partner any idea that you are about to evict ones population paste all over her face/chest/eyes…
nat: tug tug tug tug, sucky sucky sucky sucky, tug tug tug tug…
me: sploooge…
nat: oh, i see you ninja sp-nked me again…
me: opps, sorry sweetcheeks.
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