Smirtle
something that contradicts itself in a pleasant manner.
that is so smirtle.
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extremely intoxicated. involves being ridiculous and probably blacking out. signature product of combining grain alcohol and uppers such as red bull or cocaine. being sh-t trashed creates glorified regrets and is addictive. she was sh-t trashed last night and i simultaneously envy and feel sorry for her.
- shit toothed
the act of being softly carressed by a woman of african american heritage. often in a wet towel or a tapestry made of face cloths, once asleep the one giving you “sh-t tooth” will finger your -n-s and brush your teeth with the finger. i was catching some z’s in my tripped out face cloth […]
- Beerjob
similar to a bl-wj-b. the woman fills her mouth with cold beer and places the c-ck deep into her mouth and sucks whilst swallowing giving both the man and woman erotic sensation woman: do you wanna beerjob? man: h-ll yes. slurp, slurp, slurp. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. when a human of the female gender chugs as many beers […]
- Delite
short for delight, slang, often used by teens. used mostly for food. oh my god look at that delite sandwich
- Demonic hell spawn mosquito
a really annoying person! someone who calls you everyday even though you hang up on them, and tell them you hate them. “dude this guy is such a demonic h-ll sp-wn mosquito! he called me 8 times today to talk about what socks he should wear to the bowling alley!”