Ninja Strike
1. the act of scr-w-ng over a friend by throwing your genatalia in the air while he is talking to a girl.
2. the only way lonely men can get women to look at them.
3. when a group of ninjas karate chop your -ss in half with chopsticks, a bag of rocks, and a dull ice cream scoop.
1. why did you just ninja strike me????!!!
2. that must of been a lonely b-st-rd if he ninja stricked around becca.
3. detective: how’d he die?
cop: he got ninja stricked…
detective: holy sh-t..
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