ninja turtle


the ninja turtle (can be used both in the singular and plural sense). is an ancient turtle, originally from the sewer region of densley populated cities. they are often accompanied by a large rat. ninja turtles h-t their ninja “peaks” during their teenage years.
turtles in a half sh-ll, turtle power!!!
the sh-t
teenage mutant ninja turtles
it is a group of 5 frineds leonardo, raphael, michelangelo, donatello and their sensei, master splinter and they spend their nights making fun of others behide their backs and they get a kick out of it.
i went out with the ninja turtles last night and they are still the same old people making fun of people it is just sad.
all above who are hating on the ninja turtles are just jelose.the ninja turtles are four turtles who were created by a secret type of ooze and trained by a rat name splinter trained in karate to save people from the foot clan thats run by shredder. they get there names from artists michelangelo,leonardo,donatello,and raphael,leonardo is the leader
1 hey who is the ninja turtles

2 are u kiddin me, the ninja turtles are the best heros in the world
p.s.- all haters above are gay and just jelouse of the ninja turtles.

(cowabunga) haters
whilst having your -ss licked, sneakily push out a turtles head and quickly retract again. causing surprise & delight.
she was giving me -n-l pleasure when a ninja turtle appeared and disappered. she asked, what the f–ck was that. i said i did’nt know.
when you have a very sudden and extreme need to use a toilet.

derived from “turtle head poking out”.

denoting an unexpected, well-armed and violent turtle, a p-ssed-off raphael in your stomach if you will.
a: wow honey, that was some delicious curry and black coffee. those green peppers sure were hot!

b: yeah… -clutching stomach-

a: you look green. are you okay?

b: no, i’ve got a ninja turtle in here. -pointing to stomach- be right back.
in prison slang, it means: guards dressed in full riot gear. also known as “hats and bats.”
”when a riot starts the ninja turtles come.”

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