ninja wank
verb: to m-st-rb-t- in the presence of others without their knowledge, typically in a bedroom situation. a skill used by frustrated individuals who must share sleeping arrangments with another who wants nothing to do with them s-xually but must still fulfill their s-xual needs.
she said she had a headache, so i waited until she went to sleep and ninja w-nked.
dude, sharing a room with my brother sucks. he’s always ninja w-nking when he thinks i’m asleep. it’s freakin’ nasty!
the art of w-nking quietly and discretely in public or in an area of high visablity, or simply the art of w-nking like a ninja.
a secretive faction of monks from long and far have mastered this form of masturbation whilst going out there daily rituals.
it is said to bring inner peace and balance to ones self, but costs a fortune in laundry bills.
only the masterful eye can see someone having a ninja w-nk, but if someone does this would be the reaction…
man 1- ‘dude wtf is that man doing in his pocket?’
man 2- ‘must be having a ninja w-nk’
man 1- ‘holy sh-t i thought that was just in fairytales’
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