Ninja wash
the act of cleaning, drying and putting away something so quickly in succession, it appears to the onlookers as if you never even used the utensil at all, thus having the speed of a ninja, or chuck norris.
chad: yo pete did you get any food?
pete: yeah! i finished already.
chad: then wheres your plate? i don’t see it in front of you
pete: dan just took it.
chad: i just checked the kitchen there’s no dirty plates…
pete: he must’ve done a ninja wash.
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