Ninjaflip
prior to the moment of -j-c-l-t–n, switch orifices to the surprise of the recipient.
person a: jessica was shocked to have a mouth full of c-m after doing it doggy style.
person b: yah, she got ninja flipped.
a ‘ninjaflip’ is a verb dictating the action of an arguably epic form of self defence.
subject a is confronted by subject b who intends to shake hands. subject a grabs the wrist of subject b and flips him/her over his head in an 180 degree motion, flipping and dropping them midair. this results in pain, and frequently laughter from an audience.
“dude! did you see amy? the headmaster just tried to shake her hand and she totally ninjaflipped him!”
“amy’s pro.”
“agreed.”
#ninjaflip #self-defence #ninja #flip #epic #pwn
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