Ninnypig


a strange creature originally from england that has migrated to the sunny parts of california, and can usually be found in shopping malls sniffing around the bargain buckets of handbags and shoes. with its large snout it is able to sniff out the distinct smell of leather handbags. ninnypigs can be quite dangerous if disturbed in their natural habitat, emitting a high pitched squeal and attacting if their search for shoes is interrupted.
ninnypigs are fed on a diet of iced buns and gin, however care should be taken when feeding as they can be quite vicious when hungry.
“oh my g-d, how much is she going to eat! what a ninny pig!”

“she wouldn’t let me borrow her handbag, she’s such a ninnypig.”

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