Nintaijutsu
nintaijutsu is a martial arts system made up by an youtube celebrity named greg park, in 2007. greg park is a resident of los angeles with korean ancestry. utilizing his background in taekwondo training he invented his own martial art which he named nintaijutsu, which is based around his own theory that j-panese ninja were originally from korea. although historians, history books, and all evidence does not support his theory, he has continued to gain over 75,000 followers to his korean stealth martial art.
14 year old kid with a youtube account: hey dad i’m practicing this new stealth martial art over the internet! it’s called nintaijutsu and it’s what ancient korean ninja practiced before they immigrated to j-pan and taught the j-panese the art of the ninja!
j-panese historian dad: -puts kid through wall for failing as his son-
whatever martial art chosuninja is obssesing on at the time.
nintaijutsu is korean ninjutsu!
a month later
nintaijutsu is dtg karate.
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