nintendo 64


the greatest memories of my childhood
nintendo 64 was the sh-t.
a great system that had quite a few awesome games, like oot and goldeneye. unfortunatly, it suffred from many of the problems that come with the limitations of using cartriges, such as a lack of any cd audio (meaning they had to use midi, which is sh-tty)
goldeneye was a f-cking awesome game
the nintendo64 was the first console that offered serious 3d graphics processing. it had an unusual development, the result of a partnership between nintendo and silicon graphics, and the system was based on technology used in silicon graphics high-end mips-based workstations, using a custom r4300i chipset – and the entire system retailing less than $300, was a remarkable feat at the time. as such, the system was far ahead of it’s time. the casing was a very durable, hard plastic design, cart, instead of cd based, and featured an unusual controller that was ergonomically superior to anything before it – and turned out later, ideally suited to first person and fighting games. the nintendo64 enjoyed a long life, and several historically significant games developed natively for the system that remain to this day benchmarks in game design.
person 1: “dude, remember the first time you saw mario 64 on display? that was what real next gen was all about.”

person 2: “yeah, i first saw the t-tle screen, ran over, pushed away all the little kids shoving mario’s mustache up his nose, man did my playstation games look tired then. i’ll never forget that.”
one of the best gaming consoles of all time incuded: ocarina of time, golden eye, mario 64, star fox 64 and donkey kong 64
lets play ocarina of time (the best game of all time) on the nintendo 64
the best video game thingy ever. plus, if it stopped working, all you had to do was blow on the game and it magically worked again.
kid-nintendo 64 is r-t-rded. i have xbox, xbox 360, wii, ps, ps2, et cetera.

me-so why would you get all those game systems and spend tons of money on them when you could just play nintendo 64 and have just as much, if not more, fun?

kid-so i can brag to all my friends. all i want is to fit in. –cries–
the greatest game system of all time, hands down. n64 is what kept me sane from 2nd grade to my freshman year in high school.
and on the eighth day, g-d said: let there be zelda on nintendo 64! and g-d saw that this was, and it was good.
an awesome console system. i absolutly love the one in my house.
its the only 64bit computer in my house.
had a wealth of great t-tles like perfect dark and goldeneye
hey wanna come play perfect dark?

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