Nintendork
someone who knows the games of nintendo so fluently that they know all of the secret locations of stuff and what they are. i.e zelda stuff
“dude, i found this let’s play and this nintendork knew what was in all the useless zelda treasure chests.”
a gamer who exclusively plays nintendo games. they usually own a wii and some incarnation of the ds. they are also known to not know of the existence of any games besides mario and pokemon.
they will often use the saying “i’ve never heard of that” when popular non-nintendo games such as call of duty, gears of war, or left 4 dead are mentioned. they are also known to be quite awkward in their movements due to their intense wii addictions.
guy 1: i love super mario galaxy 2!
guy 2: i love left 4 dead 2!
guy 1: i’ve never heard of that, what is it? is it fun?
guy 2: it’s for the 360.
guy 1: the what…?
guy 2: my gosh… you’re such a nintendork…
a person whom plays a nintendo console non-stop.
wii on the toilet.
wii during s-x.
wii while skydiving.
ds while dancing.
jarrod is such a nintendork, i heard while tappin’ roberta he was playing mario kart!!
fo’ shame.
a blatant fan of nintendo, one who is in love with nintendo and ignores sony and microsoft.
this one guy hates nintendorks and posted about 10 definitions for it on definithing.com.
an overly biased term use boy sony/microsoft zealots to offend nintendo zealots.
the console wars are gay! make peace, not accusations of people masturbating to games you don’t like!
scott b. also known as the nintendork of aim and sterling.
biggest nerd that’s actually cool
either that or i just have no other friends
whichever comes first
i still love hannah…touche
yo bro, wanna chill tonight?
bah f-ck that man, im chilling with da nintendork
aight man
peace out
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