Nintentard


someone who gets offended by jokes involving nintendo. this is worse than nintendo fanboys.
man, joe’s a real nintentard. he said halo is a copy of metroid, only more violent and xbox exclusive.
a gamer that refuses to use other video game systems other than ones manufactured by nintendo.
billy: “hey guys i just downloaded all the legend of zelda games for my wii.”
joe: “gosh you’re such a nintentard, we’re going to play some modern warfare 2!”
billy: “fine, i’m gunna beat the ocarina of time again!”

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