ninth wheel
an extremely rare situation which you’re the only single person hanging out with a group of 4 couples. although rare, if this doesn’t convince you to get a girlfriend/boyfriend, i don’t know what will.
guy 1: hey do you want to come hang out with me, guy 2, guy 3, and guy 4? by the way our girlfriends are gonna be there too
you: no thanks man, i don’t wanna be a ninth wheel.
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