Nipple Bags
the spherical, bouncy objects on the front of a womans chest. it carries milk, fat and veins in a way a bag might. at the front of this bag, is the entrance to these magical objects. this entrance, is a round pink circle on the centre of the bouncy bag. some have named these pink circles ‘nipples’ a nickname coined in the iron ages. therefore, this magical object has adopted the name ‘nipple bags’.
my girlfriend has perky, bouncy, succulent, nipple bags. i love to motor boat them.
no one is really sure what a nipple bag really is,
it is either a bag made of human nipples or bag meant to contain nipples.
or even a bag of nipples made to contain nipples,
friend 1: man where is my nipple bag
friend 2: wait, what is that
friend 1: it the bag i use for ……..
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