nipple jumper


when your hoe of a friend jumps from fandom to fandom after a week of stanning them, they are considered a nipple jumper.
one week ago:
hoe of a friend – “i love the 100 so much, let’s just talk about how it’s the greatest fandom ever!

next week:
hoe of a friend – “god d-mn it! the 100 is so f-cking lame, this is why i only like super girl!”
me – “f-ck you, god d-mn c-nt. you nipple jumper!”

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