Nipple Ninja


a member of a not-so-secret and vaguely h-m-erotic society originating in danville, california. a nipple ninja is fluent in many techniques of nipple flipping, and performs his art on unsuspecting victims. these moves (examples include: the horseshoe, the rainbow, the monkey wrench, and the h-rny hungarian) can be performed in friendly or unfriendly situations.
holy sh-t, that nipple ninja just pulled a “guillotine” on madlwski’s fat nips.
a person who can grope a females br–sts without being caught or causing conflict
that guy is a f-cking nipple ninja
what a baby is called when displaying innate ability to fend off removal from the breast when feeding.
“agghhh, the nipple ninja is chewing my nip, but i can’t get her off!!!”

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