nipple timber
when you get erect nipples from seeing an attractive member of the opposite gender or same gender in some cases.
paco: d-mn maximo, i got some nipple timbers from seeing you today!
maximo: indeed, my nipples are erect as well.
luis: can you rub my nipple timbers paco?
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