nipplitis
getting so cold your nipples stand on end and poke through your shirt
d-mn that girl has some major nipplitis! she’s needs a thicker bra!
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when the mens swim team has to swim with t-shirts on in practice, and the water is so cold that that their nipples get pointy, rub on the shirt, and then get a friction burn that hurts for the next 2 days. hurts like a b-tch!!
man1: (coming out of the showers) man, my nipples are burning!
man2: you probably have nipplitis from todays practice.
man1: i hate vlad’s t-shirt practice! tuesdays and thursdays suck!
man2: yeah i have the worst case of nipplitis, i think my nipples are about to bleed!
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the scenario in which the areola and nipple poke out of the shirt in a disgusting and very obvious way, often caused by extensive loss of heat or horniness. many males find this attractive, though it is positively sickening.
sh-t! that saggy old b-tch has a major case of nipplitis! how disgusting…maybe if she were 50 years younger i would have the same feelings for her as she does me…but h-ll no..motherf-cker!
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