Nir


a term used to call someone a s-xy beast.
he is such a nir!

you are a nir
1. a short israeli who has, among other things, successfully hit a can of tomatoes with a sniper rifle from 2 kilometers, beat up 2 us marines in the 4th grade, a girlfriend whose ident-ty was unconfirmable due to the phone lines being cut by the palestinians, and discovered diamonds while in israel. it is also speculated that nir is a pathological liar.
that’s cr-p, nir.
a boss who is always mackin on dem bittties. he is always f-ckin sh-t up.
that guy over there is such a nir. he is always pickin up hoes and crashing parties clubs.
a hot, trigger happy mother f-cker from the israeli army….
dude 1 : who the h-ll is that running down the block chasing his cat with a gun..

dude 2 : i dont know, but duck hes starting to shoot!

dude 3 : ohh calm down thats just a “nir”
a hebrew name,how do i know this?
i’m israeli and my name is nir.
oh and it means a plowed field in bibalical hebrew,i know it sucks.
anat:”nir,why are you living in israel if your parents come from russia?”
nir:”because we’re jew,and israel as a jew-returning law?”
anat:”oh,okay.”
used as a conclusion to a arguement, discussion, or debate. variation of ‘there’.
i was right. so nir.
a slang word used to convey anger, joy, shock, surprise, or any other emotion that comes to mind.
nir!

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