nissan shitbox


a car that idiots on welfare checks drive and pretend that they are driving something much better, i.e a mustang, challenger, monaro or camero. despite the name, nissan sh-tbox is a general term, and is not just limited to cars manufactured by nissan, but is instead used to describe the cars of the 1980s to early 1990s variant of several makes and models of coupes and compacts. these include, among others, the ford laser, toyota corolla, honda civics and of course, the nissan skyline.
person 1: dude, did you hear that car revving outside? was that a mustang or something?
person 2: na man, it was just a nissan sh-tbox. that -sshole revs up all the time. he just gets out there and pretends that he’s in a muscle car.

person 1: what a f-cking r-t-rd.

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