nit tax
nit- (from nit picky-in this case particularly with money)
a person with extremely frugal habits. that person will try to do anything (even if illogical) to save a dollar
nit tax-the additional money you end up paying because you were trying really hard to save a dollar.
you see gas for $3.00 a gallon and you think you will save 2 cents a gallon if you go across town to get it. however, it costs over $1.50 of gas to go get it. the nit tax is double what you wanted to save.
you try to book a car rental for cheap, you find the cheapest deal for the day. you wait because you know you can find a $20 off coupon. then, you book the next day, but have to pay $100 more because it is now too close to the day you want your car. your nit tax is now $100.
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