Nivan


a short girl, who lives in the roxburgh park area, her hobbies are to generally annoy the living sh-t out of you. people often confuse her for an angry gnome. it is strictly suggested you stay a good yard or so away from her as she might turn around and bite at any moment or just explode your brains using her god-given power to annoy.
look at that garden gnome doesnt she remind you of a nivan?

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