nix p

a nix p is someone who is unable to stick to a diet for longer than 4 hours, but claims to have a shredded god-like physique. a nix p is typically in the friend zone with the ladies but claims to be a p-ssy magnet. a nix p is that guy who is always dead broke but claims to have 25k in the bank. a nix p is someone that loves to roast but gets emotional when he gets roasted. a nix p is generally someone who continuously dribbles complete and utter bullsh-t to make himself look like someone he isn’t.
nathaniel started his diet today and already broke it, he’s doing a nix p.

my mate got called buddy by the chick he likes, he got nix p’d.

i did a nix p the other day and told this chick my bank is loaded.. i have to ask my parents for money.

that guy over there is such a nix p, he’s decked out in gucci gear but can’t afford a frozen c-ke from hj’s.

that guy has been going to the gym for 6 years but hasn’t changed, is he doing a nix p?

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