when you are getting ready to travel and make one last lap of the house/hotel room to ensure that nothing important is left behind/left powered on.
couple returns home from travel…
w: i can’t believe i left my pajamas in the hotel room.
m: you should have done a nixon sweep….
#nixon #sweep #nixon sweep #travel #pack #packing #forgetful #lost
- purple tulips
a v-g-n-l hickey. based off the -ssertion that a v-g-n- has “two lips”. usually occurs after a champ performs oral for a record amount of time, or suction to the l-b– minora. bae got a brazilian wax today, she’s getting purple tulips tonight!
a wonderful girl with a wonderful personality. she will always be there for her friends, but family comes first. she has an amazing body, and is very attractive. omg, that girl kyhara is beautiful! #no words can explain how awesome this girl is
derived from it’s original meaning of “one focused hour,” ofha is also tongan for “fxck you!” “hey heff, ofha, now shut the h-ll up.” pr-nounced “oofa,” this is a word spoken one hour before the end of a union shift. it originated from the phrase, “one fxcking hour left,” but was changed to “one focused […]
a perfect sh-t. dude, you have to come see this! it’s like a foot long, multi-colored & smells of last night. it’s p–pfect!!
meatloaf made without meat. instead of beef, either tofu, lentils, or another non-meat protein is used to mimic traditional meatloaf. try some of my lentil neatloaf! it’s a new recipe. #vegan #vegetarian