NIYFD


not in your f-cking dreams.

describes an overly affectionate male or female that creates an explosive relationship with you in less than 3 months. leads you on and will eventually break your heart.

misleads the human brain into believing a mature relationship is underway.

“niyfd” implies “nifty”, meaning “quick love” was common baack then, but you’re out of your mind if you think it’s gonna happen to you.

girl 1: i love you so much baby, you are wonderful and you soul is so beautiful, i’m so glad i met you. i’m so proud of you and everything you do!
girl 2: so how long ya’ll been together.
girl 1: 2 months
girl 2: you are so a niyfd.

girl 1: he’s so wonderful and beautiful and tells me he loves me everyday, he’s so perfect!
girl 2: after 1 month?! i know you care, but dude you gotta get rid of him, he’s a niyfd, he’ll break your heart.

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