nmf
not my fault.
also try: not my fault.
john: dude you suck at throwing touchdowns.
kyle: nmf, the recievers suck.
john: oh alright.
nmf is the abbreviation of the commonly used phrase “no more flamingos!” which -ssociates with the word flamingo. this is a sensual way for an individual to express the agony it has been through after the terrors of the friend-zone and removing the dreadful person from their lives. this is often also used with a hashtag to represent any eventful pictures that may portray the lack of need for the individual flamingo .
oliver: yeah boys nmf the bird is gone!
dylan: oath in the moath lad
brendan: no more flamingos!!!
mitch-ll: f-ck that hoe!! #nmf
not my fault
mom: did u walk the dog?
kid: no
mom: well it peed all over
kid: nmf!!!!
an instant messaging acronym to represent “not my fault”
it’s nmf that you can’t pay for your own food.
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