NMFP
earnest young christians have wwjd as their acronyn du jour.
cynics have nmfp – not my f-cking problem.
recite this calming mantra the next time someone tries to make your life unnecessarily difficult.
lumbergh: umm, this project is kind of, err, behind schedule. so if you could, umm, come in sat-rday…that’d be greeeat.
me: do i get overtime loading?
lumbergh: err…no. payroll’s been on my -ss lately.
me: sorry dude. nmfp. find someone else.
an acronym for not my f-cking problem. often used in the workplace when saying not my f-cking problem would cost you your job.
the tw-t i work with called and told me something was wrong. i responded with n.m.f.p. b-tch!
my boss is a c-ck sucker and this company is going down the toilet…and i think to myself n.m.f.p.!
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