NMI
non-maskable interrupt. something you need to deal with as soon as it arises, usually an urgent call of nature.
“gotta go, nmi.”
“core dump?”
“more like kernel panic.”
1. not much information, as contrasted with “tmi” or too much information.
2. to be short-changed or slighted due to sloppy service or poor design.
1. i’m afraid our company cannot hire you because of resume nmi.
2. i tried to return that carton of sour milk, but the register at peblix had run out of ink. nmi, there was no proof that i’d bought that nasty stuff!
not my issue
used to stop people from getting you to take on a responsibility that should not be yours, but they want it off their plate.
“why are you telling me this? it is really nmi.”
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