nmj


abbreviation for “not my job”, commonly used in the work place in response to tasks not related or relevant, or when one cannot be bothered. it often evolves to a double repet-tion – “nmj nmj” which rolls elegantly off the tongue.
your manager: hey i want you to summarise a report for client rollout.

you: nmj nmj!

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