NMK


new mama knockers. when a woman’s br–sts become humongous due to pregnancy. however, mentioning this to a pregnant woman (an incredibly hormonal pregnant woman) may earn you a slap to the face.
pregnant girl: “i’m due in a month!”
impressed guy: “i can tell, you’ve grown yourself a nice pair of nmk’s!”
pregnant girl: “excuse me?”
impressed guy: “huge t-ts.”
pregnant girl: “…excuse me?!”

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